Spelling and Gramma

Looking through my old posts it became obvious my spelling and grammar leaves a lot to be desired. The majority of these mistakes I will attribute to laziness and haste. Nevertheless it is not acceptable, and needs attention. Reminds me of the story of a youngster answering a phone call.
" Hello"
" Good afternoon young man, may I speak to your mother?"
" No, she was in but she is now out"
" Grammar young man, grammar, where is your grammar?
" Gramma went upstairs for a lay down"